AAAAAAAAAAA My cat has his teeth in my arm what do I do?!?

AAAAAAAAAA





MY ARM IS GONE!





OH THE BLOOD! THE GLORIOUS PAIN!!!

AAAAAAAAAAA My cat has his teeth in my arm what do I do?!?
aw shuddupayerface-you know you love it.
Reply:wow well call the police and then get something thats not that heavy and hit the cat on the head!it might seem mean but u have to do it!
Reply:u pull the cat off your arm... whats left anyways
Reply:Oh the irony! You made me laugh so hard my head burst
Reply:Cute. Real Cute. Thump him, he'll let go.





Dork, you have nothing better to do than sit around on the computer typing in weird so-called questions? What in the world do you THINK you should do? I'm moving on to someone who has a REAL question. In the meantime, I get two points for this silly answer and maybe you'll even choose mine as the best answer so I get 10 extra points. Take care of that tiger of yours!
Reply:call 911 and then get the cat euthanized.


That sounds evil. Kill the kitty. Did this happen or are u a freak who likes losing 5 frickin points
Reply:Is it time for your medication?
Reply:Feed the poor feline.
Reply:when he bites you flick him on the nose
Reply:I WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU BEEN SMOKIN ! ! !


PEYOTE ? ?


Thanks for the 2 points.


Go Getta Life!
Reply:I've heard of typing with one hand before, but never for this reason.
Reply:It must have been really hard to type that all out.